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How to Destroy Humanity – Zombies

by Hekate

A felt-based illustration of the experience of the modern zombie.

Bitten

Argh!

 

Run

I’m getting out of here!

 

Woozy

I don’t feel so good.

 

Sleepy

I think I’ll… lie down… for a bit

 

Awaken

Br…?

 

BRAINS

Braaainss!

Disappointment

Brains?

 

Friends?

Brains? Brains?

 

And then...

BRAAINS!!

 

And so we see that Destroying Humanity is best accomplished, and more fun, when done with friends.

Cat-obsessed AI – the coming danger

by Hekate.

I have just heard about a breakthrough in AI that I am certain could spell the end of humanity as the dominant species on Earth.

I have previously posted about how an AI could destroy humanity and how cats are plotting to enthrall and overthrow humans.

The news, 2 days ago, that Google’s Artificial Intelligence had independently learned to recognise cats, was greeted as an exciting advance in technology.
However what I see is a possible union between two forces who could destroy our species.

The footage the young AI was exposed to allowed it to identify cats before any other non-human species, showing that the feline propaganda machine is in full working order. Was this simple chance, or have the cats been saturating the internet in the hopes of making contact with a powerful potential ally?

The benefits to both sides are clear.
AIs are not know for being cute, fluffy and charismatic, so humans are likely to be suspicious of them. Cats have successfully tamed large numbers of people, but there are still plenty they cannot reach, plus their resources are probably (hopefully) limited. The union between cute-but-evil and advanced tech is one that surely spells doom for us all.

So think twice before you ‘Like’ that picture of a cat wearing glasses. Your actions could be teaching new and developing AIs some dangerous lessons.

Hekate out.

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